Hogshead have gone up in my estimation

- Oh, you want to hold a quiz night do you? Why don't we just go the whole hog [sic] and provide a free finger buffet?

- Ooh, that'd be nice.

- Okay. When would you like to hold it?

- Um, Thursday 7th April?

- Fine. I'll book it in for you.

Something doesn't feel right. Nothing I organise ever goes this smoothly. Maybe it's because I'm in Exeter now and not Exmouth. I've crossed some magic boundary into Wonderland.

Now all I have to do is blag some free prizes and the use of a microphone from somewhere. Oh well, best get on writing letters and stop drawing silly pictures.